A Short Delay

There has been a delay. The readers are kept in temporary suspended animation for their comfort and convenience. Coffee and biscuits are served every ten years, after which readers are returned to suspended animation for their comfort and convenience. The blog will take place when reviews are complete. We apologise for the delay.

- Delay? Have you seen the world outside this blog? It’s a wasteland. A desert. Civilisation’s been and gone. It’s over. There are no lemon-soaked Big Finish reviews on the way from anywhere.

The statistical likelihood is that other civilisations will arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked Big Finish reviews. Until then, there will be a short delay. Please return to your seats.

And if you don’t get that little Hitchhiker reference, go and buy a copy of the excellent Secondary Phase… Due to Andrew’s hospitalisation (they were supposed to be operating on his foot but they’ve actually replaced his heart with an armpit – which was a surprise to us as we always thought it was an armpit anyway) our review of The Fires of Vulcan will appear next week.

Return to your seats. Return to your seats! RETURN TO YOUR SEATS!